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Never thought I’d make a post like this but times change.

Howdy! My name is Janus and I am 21 (ish) year old writer who’s honestly just trying his best. I reblog a lot of nonsense here, don’t expect that to change.

He/him & they/them.

For the past few years I haven’t really known what direction to take my life in, but writing helps distract from it all. I’m currently working on a fantasy novel, and have written two completed poetry manuscripts that I currently have no clue how to go about publishing.

I am open to requests, and eventually will probably figure out a commissions system that will be linked once that’s all sorted.

I write fanfic mainly for Sanders Sides, but I’m more than happy to dabble in oc requests and other fandoms! (Namely She-Ra and MCYT in general.)

Update: I have a newfound interest in Hermitcraft, and am 100% open to requests from both HC and the DSMP!

Remember to stay hydrated!

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Ao3: i_was_an_island


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Anonymous asked:

this isnt a hot take just a story about me being 10 and having just discovered fandom content and i thought to myself “oh i wonder if there is fandom content for my favorite movie the lorax!” and you know what. there was

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Anonymous asked:

I’ve had a Mareanie under my care for about two months now, and I’m struggling to figure out how to engage it. I figured a poison type with so many spikes would be antisocial by nature, but it seems to REALLY WANT to bond and interact, sometimes tapping it’s arms against the floor for attention and being despondent when I don’t… the spikes hurt, and the venom gives me a nasty headcold most of the time. How do I show my love to this Mareanie without making myself sick??

sweetbabymantykes:

Ah, a timeless conundrum, the Togedemaru’s Dilemma. When we at the aquarium handle our poison-types, we tend to make sure we’re wearing full wetsuits and gloves to avoid getting envenomed. It’s not a perfect solution, but the amount of venom issues you can reduce just by making sure your skin isn’t exposed is a lot more than you’d think! If it wants to cuddle, make sure to wear a thick outer layer. If it gets mad at you wearing so much protective gear, the undersides of its arms are fairly spike-free, and what ones are there are blunt. If you’re going to pet it anywhere, the body and underside of the arms is the place to do it.

Mareanie is also an ambush predator, which means that it’s going to want to play in a similar way to a Meowth or a Litten! Cat toys might be a good way to help it release some energy or take out its poison on something besides you, if that’s what it needs. And food is always a good option for endearing pokemon to you. If you can manage to get your hands on some intact Corsola branches you can feed them directly to it, or you can use them as rewards for not spiking you- Mareanie is a smart pokemon, and a lot of people don’t even bother trying to train poison-types to not poison you, just assuming it’s ‘in their nature’. Some pokemon just genuinely don’t know when they’re causing harm, because human social cues are different from the ones they know. If it spikes you, don’t just hold it in, vocalize it, make a yelp! This is a pretty universal tell of 'ow, this hurts, I’m not having fun anymore’. If you’re worried this will hurt its feelings, well… it might, for a bit, but if this Mareanie likes you as much as it sounds like they do, they’ll probably be more apologetic than anything.

Anyway, to summarize- wear protective clothing, pet UNDER the arms, give them corsola-flavored treats, and put in the time to train it to not spike you. Hope it all works out, anon, Mareanie gets a bad rap as an 'evil pokemon’ because it can’t control its poison, but they really just don’t know better!

Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846

this is literally the only funny thing i have ever seen in my life, which includes a summa cum laude BA in the history of art

just got caught up on the vomit bowl/popcorn bowl thing and i just want to say that you people are not going to pin this on us white people. i do not condone that behavior. i don't know whats wrong with those people

i threw up into SHOPPING BAGS that would then be thrown out. if my kids have to throw up they get a shopping bag and an old towel under them. what is wrong with any of you

New tumblr feature: Robot that takes your throat, and rips out your spine and skull, and attaches them to a beehive, and forces you to live like this for 24 hours

french as a language is so fucking unserious what do you mean the french word for egg is fuckign œuf. roblox ass death sound word. œuf

why do the French only use one egg in their omelettes?

because one egg is an œuf.

dont like your joke

pourquoi si sérieux?

(le Mimer)

ok i like this joke

somewhere else, again, and again, and again
(or in other words, i am haunted by the idea that they’ve been scattered into alternate universes along with the fears and i am also being very normal about this)

words from 25 Lives by Hwei Lim, jon & martin designs borrowed from @lylahammar @twinkle-art @hysterical-random-things @yemiello, with some inspiration from this post

manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today

manager in the fanfiction universe: Heat’s just an excuse for omegas to be lazy. Take a shower and get in here; we’re short-staffed.

manager in the fanfiction universe: I don’t care what your soulmate mark looks like right now; if you don’t bring in a doctor’s note you’re not getting paid.

did u know u can pet me and call me cute

you will experience the funny surprise I do!

it appears you pet me!

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